Wednesday, December 17, 2008


Look, I finally can hold my head up on my own. I'm not quite there at keeping my head still but, I feel like I get an A+ for effort.

Josh Bumbo

Josh Bumbo_1

P.S. Thanks Aunt Chelsea and Auntie Ashlyn for giving me the Bumbo. I love it!

Monday, December 15, 2008

My First Flight

I was out before we even left the ground. My dad and mom soon followed with bobbing heads for the remainder of the 2 hour flight.

Falling asleep so easily must run in my family.
I know... I know... We are lame.
But, the truth is the noise of the plane just puts me to sleep.

Josh's First Flight
Sleeping on planes is a piece of cake.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Asian or Gangsta? You tell me...

My dad took a picture of me and I'm having a serious identity crisis. I need some help. What am I? Asian or Gangsta?

Nelly (Rapper/Gangsta)

Aiko (Asian)

josh peice

Asian Gangsta!

Saturday, November 29, 2008


I'm thankful for my Mom...
Lea Holding Josh

I'm thankful for my Dad...
Me and Josh

I'm thankful for my Aunts and Uncles...
Chelsea and Josh

and my Cousins...
The Jumping Nora

I'm also thankful for my binkie...

and all the warm cloths I have to wear.
My Baby Bear

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Purple Pickle Pumpkin Eater...

This Gentian Violet stuff is out of control. I can't seem to keep it in my mouth. My Mom told me I have to take it every night before bed in order to get rid of an infection in my mouth.

But Mom look what happens. You know I can't go a night without peeing or pooping my pants. What makes you think that I can go a night without spitting up all over myself? And worst of all, my spit-up is laced with all this purple stuff.

Isn't there an easier more effective type of medicine for thrush. I can't stand this. It stains everything...most importantly my face. And just to inform you, I think my face is by far my strongest asset...I need it to get chicks.

Josh Purple Face

Friday, November 21, 2008


Mom got me a fun mat to play on and I love it. It has these things that hang down and jingle. I could play on it all day long... or until mom tries to get something done. Well anyways, here are some pictures dad took of me with my new stuff.

Josh and His New Toy

Josh and His New Toy

Josh and His New Yoy

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

5th Percentile...Come On, Whatever!

So, I had my 2 month check-up the other day and I guess I'm a little on the leaner side compared to the average American baby.

So check it out... Here are my stats:

Weight= 5th percentile
Length= 10th percentile
Head= 50th percentile (This is because I'm a genius)

To me this is just ridiculous...Look how fat I am in this picture.

Fat Josh

And this one too...

Fat Josh

Now this one is a doozie!!!

Fat Josh

Well, I guess the truth is that America is overweight and I am living proof. They say I'm underweight but from what these pics show, I look pretty chubby. You be the judge... but if you ask me, I'd say that I'm not the one who needs to gain weight but all you other babies out there need to shed a few pounds.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Milk Drunk by Noon

Today, Mom started I'm sad. On the other hand, Dad and I got to spend some quality time with each other. The day mostly comprised of sleeping, eating, crying, and a little swing time. I enjoyed myself for the most part, however I didn't tell dad about my little problem and I feel I need to tell him publicly.

I'm a Milkaholic...

Drunk by Noon 2

I know it comes as a shock but the fact is I love it. I can't express to you in words how much I crave milk. I heard one little girl say that breast milk is better than a mango and that she would trade a million melons for it. I've never had a mango or a million melons so I can't say that I would like either better. However, I can say that milk is the!

Drunk by Noon 1

So dad, those drunk like eyes and limp arms were all from the milk. I'm sorry I didn't tell you that after 2oz of BM I'm slammed... I mean, I'm a light weight. I can't help it. It's crazy to hear those gangsta's talking about 40's and all I can handle is 2oz.

Monday, October 27, 2008

My P.I.M.P Suit

Pimp Hoodie
I don't know what you heard about me...

Pimp Pants
But you can't get a dollar out of me...

Pimp Shoes
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see...

Pimp Shirt
That I'm a little baby P-I-M-P...

Pimp Josh
This is my gangsta pose... what!

Family Dinner with Grandpa

Yesterday, I got to meet Grandpa Tame. It was pretty fun. However, he must have been a little freaked out cause all I did was stare at him. It's strange, I don't know what it is...for some reason I have been completely speechless when it comes to meeting people. In the past, I have found myself very animated. I mean come on, I could normally gab your ear off. Grandpa I didn't mean to be so quiet but I must have been pretty nervous for me to close up like that. So Grandpa, here is my apology for my strange silence...I'm sorry.

Dad and Josh

Dad and Josh_1

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Tony the Tiger Unleashed

Dad had a work Halloween party on Friday so mom and I decided to go. Apparently, my Dad loves frosted flakes so I went as Tony the Tiger. The strange thing is my dad kept telling me that my costume looked GRRRRREAT! Honestly, it was getting pretty annoying.

Anyways, I didn't really get my groove on at this party despite the DJ hooking me up with a few of my favorites like Thriller, Monster Mash, and Sexy Back(I don't know why but I'm usually a sucker for Justin). The truth is I'm waiting for this coming Friday. This is when the true Halloween celebrations begins...So ladies be on your guard! I can cut a mean rug.

Lea and Josh

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Mommy is Mad at Daddy

My Dad decided to take some pics of mom and me when I was trying to go to sleep. Man, don't parents drive you crazy? Anyways, Mom got really mad because Dad said he wanted to post them on the internet. I think it had to do something with she thought she didn't look good because she wasn't ready.

Well as a result, Dad decided that he wasn't going to post the pics. So that he could keep Mom happy you see. So, here I am posting them myself. I don't want Dad to get in trouble and I know Mom can't get mad at me. Furthermore, I think she looks really beautiful. So, family, friends, stalkers, etc. Her she is... pretty as can be, My Mommy!

P.S. I'm not so bad looking myself,huh?

Momma's Boy 2

Momma's Boy

Sunday, October 19, 2008

The Pee-Pee Teepee

Over the past few diaper changes, I have become frustrated with Joshua's projectile pee. I think the cool air on his downstairs causes a natural bladder release. Records are being broke in peeing distance contests worldwide. As proud as I am of his recent achievements, I am a little concerned that when he realizes that peeing across the room is a violation of most countries social norms he will be devastated with crushed hopes of Olympic stardom. Don't get me wrong...He's got skills, but I just can't face him years down the road and explain to him the social consequences of his actions. So, Lea decided that a Pee-Pee Teepee was a necessary step to fighting my dilemma.

Pee-Pee Tee-Pee

So far, Josh as become used to his new party hat and our flowing pee problem have been essential eliminated.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Onesie Dying Party

Today, Mommy and Daddy dyed me some new onesies. I'm so excited to wear them!

onesie red
The Red Carpet Special

onesie green
My Other Birthday Suit

Monday, October 13, 2008

Here are a few more from my photo shoot with dad

I was pretty happy here
Joshua Baby_1

And even here...even though I look a little confused
Joshua Baby_2

This one I like to call Blue Steel
Joshua Baby_3

My pet dinosaur is dad's favorite of all my toys. I'm kind of sick of it... He thinks if he can shake it in my face I'm going to stop crying.
Joshua Baby_4

I'll show him...
Joshua Baby_5

How is that for a cry Dad?
Joshua Baby_6

Photo Shoot with Dad

Today Dad and I had some alone time, so he thought it was a good idea to have a photo shoot. This is one of the shots from our party. Don't I look cute?

Joshua Baby

Thursday, October 9, 2008


The other day I played with my cousin Nora.
Basically we just stared at each other or around the room.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Fun with Dad


Mom is fun but sometimes I just need some guy time!

Monday, October 6, 2008


I finally got to leave the hospital and go home!

and I quickly fell asleep.